Post Numero Uno

 I had NO freaking clue Blogger still existed. I just googled it real quick and it turns out, Google hasn't found it to be worth killing yet, as much as they suck nowadays.

 Fuck it, I'm using it. I will be cursing here so if that offends you, then uh...wow. Hit me up and let's talk about it. I don't even know how someone could live like that nowadays.

 I will try and come up with a proper post numero uno that actually talks about something other than the blog's existence. Surely I have more interesting content to share beyond breaking the fourth wall and talking about the blog's existence, right? Surely.........

We shall see.